No Humans Allowed

Louis Mackey & Thirtyseven

NO HUMANS ALLOWED II | 2012

No, we’re just getting started. Yes, there’s a sequel coming. Thirtyseven and Louis Mackey are writing for the next album right now. 

If you want to submit beats: YoHumpJones@gmail.com

If you want to book/interview NHA: holler@worldaroundrecords.com

The response has been amazing. Thank you for making us feel slightly less insane. 

RICK PERRY 2012

Sorry, Rick, but you done fucked up. We realize that’s a vulgar way to start a manifesto, but how else can it really be phrased? You’re going to flash the Sieg Heil at the same press conference where you announce you’re going to run for the Presidency in 2012? You’re going to give us another Texas governor in the White House?  NAY. You’re on The List now, Rick. 

Epic Meal Time

This show is completely genius and deserves to be on DVD. They understand the Kali Yuga and they know how to cater for the motherfucking Apocalypse. As soon as No Humans Allowed is making that Kanye money, we’re going to hire this entire crew, even if we can’t afford them. 

In other news, Holy Shit, this guy has to meet up with Godforbid from That Handsome Devil for some kind of collaboration. 

No Humans Allowed - “Not of This Earth”

No Humans Allowed | Not of This Earth

 

(Louis Mackey) 
here’s trainwrecked actor or a mainstream rapper with a catchy line 
so ya’ll stay enraptured I’ll fall back to it eleven times 
hipster hop, devoured up, beaten to death 
by what the hour wants in and out, one media breath 
but easy chump, this beat is just a reason to be breathing demons up 
til I’m seeing leaking guts, steeping in sea of blood 
he told it clear the little prick only had to speak it once 
whose whole career is moldy beer, cigarettes and seedy blunts 
I’m awfully sick of settling for small kicks of adrenaline 
half-wit woman, liquor and prescription medicine 
now there’s nothing more to lose, so it’s worthless to say 
that “it’s all been done before” assumes a purpose or way 
above our orbital fray, a direction working to gain 
a knowing of a higher source for our pain, an order, recourse for the blame 
but there’s nothing, never was, just good ole’ crude enslavement 
they set up you up to get your blood thru your own hallucinations 

(Thirtyseven) 
people want some entertainment … simple little statements 
rap is noise with free plastic toys your kids can play with 
Waka Flocka Flagrantly retarded garbage artists just exist to hit 
the hardest target market, which is hipster kids 
this crossover pop flow is so boring… 
kids, just GO FOR IT, off those little domes with no choruses 
I know I should hold my peace, but see, most of your flows are weak 
and yet most of the shit I’ve said is straight over my critic’s heads 
I’m larger than life, the poverty nights with ramen and rice 
then walk in tonight and Viking slaughter the mic 
fuck waitin, the frustration of a couple month waiting 
then change it up to playing buzzed and waking up in bus stations 
the art of the scam…yeah, man, I’m part of the band 
drunk for days, wake up and ace some Harvard exams 
so pardon me man, see, I’m basically a shark with some hands 
and if you’re gonna spit, please fucking spit as hard as you can…

COVERAGE FROM BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE QUALITY MUSIC:

Cracked Atoms - 8/11/2011

Donuts & Milk - 8/2/2011


#NHA Style GOP Debate Drinking Game

We’re blacking the fuck out tonight screaming at the TV. Me and Louis Mackey might be the only rappers alive who give a fraction of a fuck about this particular event, but we’re really….into it. We’re also hoping that one of the candidates dies during the course of the event, but hey, can’t win ‘em all.

If you want to join in — hit up the #NHA tag and get involved.

No Humans Allowed - Louis Mackey & Thirtyseven

No Humans Allowed

MAY 5th, 2011

No Humans Allowed | World Around Records

WORLD AROUND RECORDS

No Humans Allowed | Louis Mackey vs. Thirtyseven

TRACKLIST

  • 1. Intro prod. Louis Mackey
  • 2. Not of This Earth prod. Louis Mackey vs. Dr. Quandary
  • 3. Ungern-Sternberg prod. DJ Multiple Sex Partners
  • 4. Death of You prod. Louis Mackey
  • 5. Child of the 90s prod. Louis Mackey
  • 6. All Anxieties Tranquilized prod. Louis Mackey
  • 7. Big Ups from Carbondale prod. Louis Mackey
  • 8. Good Night, America prod. Dr. Quandary