No Humans Allowed

NO HUMANS ALLOWED II | 2012

No, we’re just getting started. Yes, there’s a sequel coming. Thirtyseven and Louis Mackey are writing for the next album right now.

If you want to submit beats: YoHumpJones@gmail.com

If you want to book/interview NHA: holler@worldaroundrecords.com

The response has been amazing. Thank you for making us feel slightly less insane.

Sorry, Rick, but you done fucked up. We realize that’s a vulgar way to start a manifesto, but how else can it really be phrased? You’re going to flash the Sieg Heil at the same press conference where you announce you’re going to run for the Presidency in 2012? You’re going to give us another Texas governor in the White House? NAY. You’re on The List now, Rick.

16th Aug 2011

God Hates Hip Hop

11th Aug 2011 | 1 note

Epic Meal Time

This show is completely genius and deserves to be on DVD. They understand the Kali Yuga and they know how to cater for the motherfucking Apocalypse. As soon as No Humans Allowed is making that Kanye money, we’re going to hire this entire crew, even if we can’t afford them.

In other news, Holy Shit, this guy has to meet up with Godforbid from That Handsome Devil for some kind of collaboration.

11th Aug 2011

No Humans Allowed - “Not of This Earth”

No Humans Allowed | Not of This Earth

&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href=”http://nohumansallowed.bandcamp.com/track/not-of-this-earth” _mce_href=”http://nohumansallowed.bandcamp.com/track/not-of-this-earth”&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Not of This Earth by Louis Mackey &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp; Thirtyseven&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

(Louis Mackey)

here’s trainwrecked actor or a mainstream rapper with a catchy line
so ya’ll stay enraptured I’ll fall back to it eleven times
hipster hop, devoured up, beaten to death
by what the hour wants in and out, one media breath
but easy chump, this beat is just a reason to be breathing demons up
til I’m seeing leaking guts, steeping in sea of blood
he told it clear the little prick only had to speak it once
whose whole career is moldy beer, cigarettes and seedy blunts
I’m awfully sick of settling for small kicks of adrenaline
half-wit woman, liquor and prescription medicine
now there’s nothing more to lose, so it’s worthless to say
that “it’s all been done before” assumes a purpose or way
above our orbital fray, a direction working to gain
a knowing of a higher source for our pain, an order, recourse for the blame
but there’s nothing, never was, just good ole’ crude enslavement
they set up you up to get your blood thru your own hallucinations

(Thirtyseven)
people want some entertainment … simple little statements
rap is noise with free plastic toys your kids can play with
Waka Flocka Flagrantly retarded garbage artists just exist to hit
the hardest target market, which is hipster kids
this crossover pop flow is so boring…
kids, just GO FOR IT, off those little domes with no choruses
I know I should hold my peace, but see, most of your flows are weak
and yet most of the shit I’ve said is straight over my critic’s heads
I’m larger than life, the poverty nights with ramen and rice
then walk in tonight and Viking slaughter the mic
fuck waitin, the frustration of a couple month waiting
then change it up to playing buzzed and waking up in bus stations
the art of the scam…yeah, man, I’m part of the band
drunk for days, wake up and ace some Harvard exams
so pardon me man, see, I’m basically a shark with some hands
and if you’re gonna spit, please fucking spit as hard as you can…

COVERAGE FROM BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE QUALITY MUSIC:

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11th Aug 2011

#NHA Style GOP Debate Drinking Game

We’re blacking the fuck out tonight screaming at the TV. Me and Louis Mackey might be the only rappers alive who give a fraction of a fuck about this particular event, but we’re really….into it. We’re also hoping that one of the candidates dies during the course of the event, but hey, can’t win ‘em all.

If you want to join in — hit up the #NHA tag and get involved.